For the past five seasons of Breaking Bad, Walter White has evolved into a master of lying. No episode shows this better than the latest installment 'Confessions,' in which almost everything that comes out of Walt's mouth is a lie, whether it's big or small.

It's safe to assume that these last episodes of Breaking Bad will contain at least one huge jaw-dropping moment per episode. In the season premiere, it was Walt and Hank's fight and of course, "tread lightly." Last week, it was Skyler and Marie's confrontation. This week, it's obviously Walt's taped confession.

The confession wasn't a confession at all, as much as it was a blatant threat to Hank (and in a sense a real confession). The DVD Walt sends to Hank is the epitome of untruth. Through fake tears, Walt starts by saying that if anyone has seen the tape, Walt has been killed at the hands of Hank. For the rest of it, Walt blames everything he's done for the past five seasons on Hank, saying that Hank forced him to assist with his meth empire.

Hank, Marie and I'm sure many viewers watched this in shock, as this is possibly the lowest Walt has ever gone. Basically, if Hank continues to pursue Walt and Skyler, the tape will be released and Hank is s--t out of luck. This is Walt's threat. If Hank and Marie don't let Walt die in peace from his cancer, or live whatever future he has left, the tape will be released.

This all follows the Schraders' decision not to put an end to their takedown of Walt and Skyler for the sake of Walt Jr. and Holly, in an entertaining Mexican restaurant scene. I mean, could they have picked a more public setting than a Mexican restaurant where waiters constantly come up offering table side guacamole? The entire scene was awkward and hilarious, and I'm sure I wasn't the only one who felt sorry for that waiter. He was just trying to do his job!

The interesting part about Walt's confession is that it presumably won't go as planned. We know from the flash forwards that in less than a year from the show's timeline, everyone knows that Walt, not Hank, was the infamous Heisenberg.

The other big event in this episode involved Jesse. Hank wanted Jesse to talk after he revealed he knew about him and Walt. This promptly led to a meeting in the desert with Jesse, Walt and Saul. Walt encourages Jesse to leave, saying that he wants Jesse to assume a new identity and begin a new life because he deserves it.

The viewers can always call out Walt's bulls--t, but this time, finally, Jesse does too. Jesse remarks that it's obvious that Walt wants Jesse out of the picture for his own ass, and he just wants Walt to admit it. In response, Walt doesn't admit it but instead gives Jesse a fatherly hug.

Just as Jesse is about to embark on his "new life" he realizes that Saul and Huell stole his weed and more importantly, the ricin cigarette. In a fit of well-deserved rage, Jesse puts together that Walt was the one who poisoned Brock, an event that Saul unwittingly had a hand in.

Saul informs Walt, who has a hilarious inner-freakout and grabs a gun that was hidden in the soda machine, ready to face an unhappy Jesse. Meanwhile, Jesse is busy covering Walt's home with gasoline.

Leftovers

- "I don't wanna keep things from you. You deserve to know what's happening," Walt tells Walt Jr. He immediately follows this with a lie and then informs him that the cancer has come back. It's sickening how Walt manipulates his own son for his own good.

- Todd is going to start cooking for his Uncle Jack. I had to shrug at this development because c'mon. Everything else that happened in this episode?

- Walt mentioned all of his doings in the confession tape, which technically was his real confession to Hank and Marie. What he failed to mention in the tape is how he let a girl choke on her own vomit and poisoned a little boy.

- Remember when Marie borrowed the Whites' "gambling" money to help pay for Hank's physical therapy? As is everything with this show, nothing anyone does goes unanswered and everything has consequences. Hank gave his wife a well-deserved "Jesus Christ Marie."

- Saul gives Jesse a Hello Kitty phone and some advice before his departure, when he tells him to move to Florida where you can swim with dolphins.

- Skyler surprisingly still can't always tell when Walt is lying. "The latch on the soda machine isn't...latching." Seriously?

- As usual, outstanding performances from Dean Norris, Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston. And everyone else in the cast for that matter.

- "Why don't you just kill yourself, Walt?" Point for Marie.