You have to hand it to Kris Jenner -- never before has a mother turned all of her children into prostitute-like charges. Long as her children are out there gettin' money for her, she could care less what the press says. Worship the dollar! 

Having run out of Kardashian spawn to pimp out to Hollywood, Kris has now turned to the Jenner line to get her money. Her latest prized pony is Kendall Jenner, a sometime model who is turning her reasonably-good looks into Instagram fame. According to The Daily Mail, the 18-year-old reality star is sparking rumors that she received butt injections after she posted a video of herself ziplining in Thailand. "This was fun," Kendall wrote as a caption underneath her video of the zipline excursion.

Not to be outdone, her 16-year-old sister Kylie can be heard on the video saying "ass looks good!" 

Because, you know, when you're viewing the natural beauty of the jungles of Thailand, while on a family vacation, the most important thing to remember is that your butt has to look totes fab. These "women" are so vapid, shallow, and soul-less, it's almost a tragedy. In the words of Jim Morrison, "so pretty, yet such an a--hole."

Meanwhile, according to the New York Daily News, the Jenner clan came off of their excursion in Thailand -- booty looking good and all -- to join celebrities such as Selena Gomez, as well as her sisters Kylie Jenner & Khloe Kardashian, to "party" in West Hollywood to celebrate Sean "Diddy" Combs's son 16th birthday... because, rather than get these kids an education, teach them a trade, or emphasize the importance of supporting themselves, these "parents" have decided it's more important for them to "party" with drinking and drugs to celebrate getting another year older. Priorities!

And here's another question -- in what world is it appropriate for a 16-year-old (which Kylie clearly is) to "party" with rappers who are well over the age of 21, such as French Montana, Meek Mill, and Kendrick Lamar? Or is Pimp Mama Kris (as she's known to the gossip blogs) just looking for another rapper to "wife up" her daughters, regardless of how old the rapper in question is... or, for that matter, how old her daughter is?