NFL Fantasy Football Team Names 2016 – A Breakdown of Funny, Creative Player Mashups
Calvin Johnson and Marshawn Lynch fans, it's time for a new fantasy football league team name.
No more "Calvin and the Chipmunks." Gone are "Beauty and the Beast Mode" and "Lynch Mob." As for Peyton Manning, there's no use in naming your club "Peyton 'Old' Manning" anymore. They're all retired.
Creating the perfect team name is just as hard as fantasy drafting these guys was when Manning and Johnson were in their prime. Fantasy league drafts can be a crapshoot often determined by the first and second-round selections but by sleepers someone picked up on the waiver wire.
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The only controllable factor ahead of any draft is which name your fantasy team gets. Let's take a team-by-team look at some creative player name mashups ahead of the 2016 NFL season.
Arizona Cardinals - Ellington Coat Factory (Andre Ellington); Tyrann, Tyrann so far away (Tyrann Mathieu)
Atlanta Falcons - Julio Think You Are? (Julio Jones), Horton Hears a Julio; Matty Ice, Ice Baby (Matt Ryan)
Baltimore Ravens - Frosted Flaccos (Joe Flacco), Waka Flacco Flame; May the Forsett Be with You (Justin Forsett), Game, Forsett, Match; Great Wallace of China (Mike Wallace); Terrance West-eros
Buffalo Bills - Going Incognito (Richie Incognito); The Real McCoy (LeSean McCoy); Don't Pull a Hammy Watkins (Sammy Watkins)
Carolina Panthers - It's all about the Kelvin Benjamins; Scoring in Funchess (Devin Funchess), Points by the Funchess; Wham Bam Thank You Cam (Cam Newton)
Chicago Bears - Forty Shades of Jay (Jay Cutler) Goldman Sacks (Eddie Goldman); Goulden Showers (Robbie Gould); Alshon Joffrey (Alshon Jeffrey), Peanut Cutler Jeffrey Time; Eddie Royal with Cheese
Cincinnati Bengals - Pardon me Eiferted (Tyler Eifert); Over the Jeremy Hill, Kroft Brews (Tyler Kroft)
Cleveland Browns - RG-3PO (Robert Griffin III), Mingo Unchained (Barkevious Mingo), A Mingo Ate My Baby
Dallas Cowboys - The Walking Dez (Dez Bryant), Dez-ed and Confused, Dez Dispenser; Tickle Me Al-Mo (Alfred Morris); Romophobic (Tony Romo), Romocop; Witten Mittens (Jason Witten), Smitten by Witten
Denver Broncos - 2 Legit 2 Colquitt (Britton Colquitt), Colquitt When You're Ahead; Demore Demaryius (Demaryius Thomas), Demaryious Targaryen
Detroit Lions - The Boldin the Beautiful (Anquan Boldin); Stafford Infection (Matt Stafford), Inglorious Staffords; Golden Tate Bridge, Taters Gonna Tate
Green Bay Packers - Davante's Peak (Davante Adams), Davante's Inferno; Corn on the Cobb (Randall Cobb); Mason Crosby, Stills & Nash; Jordy is the New Thirty (Jordy Nelson); Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers), Duck Rodgers in the 24 ½ Century; Red Hot Julius Peppers
Houston Texans - Insane Clowney Posse (Jadaveon Clowney); More Cushing for the Pushing (Brian Cushing); Turn Down for Watt (J.J. Watt), Fetty Watt; The Garden of Weeden (Brandon Weeden)
Indianapolis Colts - Multiple Goregasms (Frank Gore); T.Y.lenol (T.Y. Hilton); Up All Night Getting Lucky (Andrew Luck), the Luckness Monster, Getting Lucky at the Hilton
Jacksonville Jaguars - Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles (Blake Bortles); Henne Given Sunday (Chad Henne)
Kansas City Chiefs - Gotta Catch Jamaal (Jamaal Charles), Jamaal about that Bass, Charles in Charge; 2 Legit 2 Colquitt (Dustin Colquitt), Colquitt When You're Ahead; The Hali Llama (Tamba Hali), Hali-luja
Los Angeles Rams - Gone Fishering (Head Coach Jeff Fisher); Jerk Me Goff (Jared Goff), He Went to Jared; Just Gurley Things (Todd Gurley), You Play Ball like a Gurley, Gurley's Gone Wild
Miami Dolphins - Arian the Hendersons (Arian Foster), Arian Foster the People; Kenny Stills, Nash & Young; Suh Girls, One Cup (Ndamukong Suh), SUHckerpuch, Fairly Suh I'll win, Kung Suh Panda
Minnesota Vikings - Purple Reign; Troubled Bridgewaters (Teddy Bridgewater), the Bridge to Teddybithia; Adrian Beaterson (Adrian Peterson), the Switch Hitters, Purple People Beaters
New England Patriots - Medula Amendola (Danny Amendola); Discount Belichick (Head Coach Bill Belichick); Nobody Puts Brady in a Corner (Tom Brady), Luck be a Brady Tonight, The Real Slim Brady, The Brady Bunch; Ladies and Edelman (Julian Edelman), The League of Extraordinary Edelman; Gronkey Kong (Rob Gronkowski), Gronk if you're Horny, Gronkey Punch, Momma Said Gronk You Out, Party Like a Gronk Star; Aaron Hernandez's Pistol Offense
New Orleans Saints - Breesus, King of the Drews (Drew Brees), Gonna Brees Right Bayou; 50 Shades of Grayson (Garrett Grayson)
New York Giants - Saved by Odell (Odell Beckham Jr.), You Down with ODB?, Odell Naw!, For Whom Odell Tolls, Bend it Like Beckham; Cruz Control (Victor Cruz), Carnival Cruz; The Playbook of Eli (Eli Manning); JPP You're A Firework! (Jason Pierre Paul); Rage Against the Vereen (Shane Vereen), Vereenial Disease
New York Jets - Not My Forte (Matt Forte), Drinkin' Fortes, Forte Oz. to Freedom, Edward Fortehands, The Forte-Year-Old Virgin; Forgetting Brandon Marshall; Geno 911 (Geno Smith)
Oakland Raiders - Make AmeriCarr Great Again (Derek Carr), Carrizard; That's Amari! (Amari Cooper), Cooper Troopers; You Had Me at Helu (Roy Helu), Helucinations; Khalil Mack Attack; Justin Tuck and Roll
Philadelphia Eagles - It's Always Runny in Philadelphia; Inglorious Bradfords (Sam Bradford); My Ball Zack Ertz, the Ertz Locker; Jurassic Parkey (Cody Parkey); Tootsie Sproles (Darren Sproles)
Pittsburgh Steelers - Valryian Steelers; Le'Veon on a Prayer (Le'Veon Bell), Hell's Le'Veon Bells; Antonio's Brownies; Carry on My Heyward Son (Darrius Heyward-Bey)
San Diego Chargers - All about the Benjamins (Travis Benjamin); 2 Liuget 2 Quit (Corey Liuget); In a Van Down by the Rivers (Philip Rivers), Rivers Me Timbers; Take it to the Woodhead (Danny Woodhead), Morning Woodhead
San Francisco 49ers - Hyde Your Kids Hyde Your Wife (Carlos Hyde), Nowhere to Run Nowhere to Hyde; Kaepernickle and Dime (Colin Kaepernick); The Never-ending Torrey (Torrey Smith)
Seattle Seahawks - InstaJimmyGraham (Jimmy Graham); Til' the Sweat Drops Down My Rawls (Thomas Rawls), Rawls Deep; Everyday I'm Russell'n (Russell Wilson)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Stairway to Evans (Mike Evans), Magic Mike Evans; Doug R. R. Martin (Doug Martin); Jameis and the Giant Peach (Jameis Winston)
Tennessee Titans - Marcus Mari-otto (Marcus Mariota), Super Mariota Bros.; Eat Drink and D. Murray (DeMarco Murray), DeMarco Polo; Orakpophobia (Brian Orakpo), Orak-em Up; You Sankey My Battleship (Bishop Sankey), Do the Sankey Leg
Washington Redskins - Welcome to Grud-Burger (Head Coach Jay Gruden), You're Not Gruden Nuff; I'm Starting to Kerrigan (Ryan Kerrigan); Action Jacksons' (DeSean Jackson); The Real McCoy (Colt McCoy)
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