Right now, shoppers from countries all over the world are hoarding all the toilet paper they can from grocery stores.

Panic-buying, experts say, is a natural behavioral response to an impending threat. People are trying to compensate by preparing resources that might better equip them for the quarantine that is meant to restrict movement and maintain distance during the coronavirus pandemic.

Social media abound with videos of customers driving a cart's worth of paper towels to the counter.

And what better way to sell this message than to print on the world's most popular apocalyptic resource of choice? Here are some designs that are funny enough to make you exhale sharply through your nose while you're in the toilet!

1. Island Dogs Novelty Toilet Paper Variety

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Need we say more? The whole package includes six rolls: Fake news, crappiest gift, different sudoku challenges, crap jokes, and barbed wire. One user reviewed that while it is somewhat a useless novelty, we can use the laugh, and we can't agree more.

2. Sudoku Toilet Paper

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Do you ever get bored waiting for your poo to come out? Say no more! Now, you can do something fun and productive with your time inside the comfort room with this Thumbsup Soduku Toilet Paper roll.

Just drag the toilet paper roll down and begin filling in the puzzles. Playing this game is so simple: finish the grid, so every row, every column, and every three by three box includes the numbers 1 to 9 without repeating.

An amazon purchaser said on the review: "Not the type of ply you would seriously consider wiping your bum with, but a funny gag gift for anyone in your life that seriously loves sudoku. The product is just as expected and advertised."

3. $100 Bill Toilet Tissue Roll

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There appears to be a pattern with seeing U.S. presidents' faces on toilet paper, doesn't there?

Now, think about the last time you held a $100 bill. Feel like a billionaire in the bathroom without using real cash! This might be the only time your toilet can be treated like an ATM, and we don't want you to miss out on that.

Now people won't be able to call you out for being unproductive this quarantine. It's not every day you get to wipe after yourself using a $100 bill, after all.

4. Santa Claus Toilet Paper

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What do you say to start a family tradition where you decorate the bathroom with paper towels with chibi Santas and reindeer designs? We love to, too.

Well, when you're stuck with your family during quarantine, your safest option will be to settle for these Christmas-themed tissue rolls. A bonus is the distress of the quarantine extending up to December 2020.

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