These titles, man. Last week was "Bitchcraft" and this week was "Boy Parts." I love it, and I'm loving this season of "American Horror Story." Yes, the show is completely outrageous and sometimes nonsensical, but Ryan Murphy doesn't care. It's the most entertaining show on TV right now, and I'm here to watch Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett do their thing. I can already see some Emmy nominations in their future. And no, I'm not a witch.

The spell of Stevie Nicks: So Misty Day was burned at the stake in last week's episode, but she's alive because, duh, she has the power of resurrection. Now she's living in the Louisiana swamps, resurrecting alligators to kill their poachers and jamming out to Stevie Nicks, who she said is a witch because of her spellbinding music. She's awesome, but more or less insane.

Madison, who's still a bitch, wanted to make up for killing Zoe's prospective boyfriend Kyle when she flipped a bus. Zoe freaked out to the police (Fiona thankfully managed to put an end to that), so Madison decided to make it up to her by taking her to the morgue to stitch up Kyle, who was in a bunch of pieces and it was pretty gross. They put various parts together and chanted a spell, which didn't work but it was able summon Misty, who revived him.

The problem is, Kyle is now Frankenstein. He can't talk or walk correctly, but he's able to beat the crap out of people. Fortunately, alligator dung, courtesy of Misty, may be able heal him...in ways.

Witch salon: The best scenes in this episode revolved around Fiona, LaLaurie and Laveau. We found out that the potion Laveau gave LaLaurie was that of immortality, which sucked for her because she was buried alive for 180 years, just after seeing that Laveau had hung her entire family.

We also found out that Laveau has the power of immortality as well, as does the Minotaur. What her plan is now is unclear, but she's obviously not happy about Fiona, who paid a visit to her cornrow hair salon.

The scene with the salon was my favorite, as Fiona and Laveau went back and forth with a dramatic conversation, in which Fiona wanted to find out Laveau's secret of staying 180-years-young.

When Laveau wouldn't give her the details, Fiona decided it would be in her best interest to keep the nasty LaLaurie around for a little while longer. Something tells me the Laveau/LaLaurie rivalry is about to hit a new high.

Charms

-  Queenie's back story was revealed, showing that she used to work in a fried chicken joint where she put her hand in a fryer to torture her annoying customer. Her voodoo tactics may point to a connection with Laveau.

- Cordelia is married and she and her husband Hank can't conceive. She finally gave in to witchcraft, and decided to perform a creepy ritual that involved blood, sex, snakes and demon eyes. So romantic.

- The only people LaLaurie truly loved were her daughters, even though one of them supposedly looked like a hippo.

- "Out of my way, slave." "Who you callin' slave, bitch?" Fiona needs to give LaLaurie a makeover and history lesson before they do anything.

- "He's still kind of cute though."

- "Sabrina the Teenage Cracker."

- "You've got a mean streak wider than your backside."

Verdict: This episode was stronger than the premiere. The LaLaurie/Laveau back story isn't as complicated as I thought it would be, which is nice. The acting ensemble is unlike any other cast on TV right now, and this is already proving to be the most cohesive season yet. While it's not as "horrifying" as the first two seasons (yet), it still provides plenty of the signature dark humor "AHS" is known for.