A couple got creative while on their third date and ended up scarred from the results. On an episode of Sex Sent Me to the E.R., airing Jan. 11 on TLC, Erik and Salina's sex escapade resulted in some serious scratches and bloody genitals.

You better think twice the next time you are feeling "freaky" around nature. Erik and Salina went hiking on their third date, and we guess the third date is the charm? As Erik suggested, they would stop and have sex on a tree. Though Salina admits to hating nature, she went along with her new beau's adventurous idea.

The couple climbed up on a limb of a large tree and as they began getting busy, Erik felt something was wrong. "I felt it snap, my hands slipped and I came tumbling down," Erik said. "I ended up getting skinned really good and I hit the ground," he said as he tried to hold on to the tree with his legs.

Erik ended up on the ground with blood dripping all over his thighs and... well... his penis. Salina, obviously concerned, yelled from the tree asking Erik if he was okay. "He was laying on the ground and there was blood all over his leg," she said. Once she managed to climb down from the tree and had a closer look, she alerted her fallen knight, "your package looks like it sprung a leak."

Erik, who says the injury to his thighs and privates hurt as bad as it looked, was "a bit bothered" at how Salina seemed more concerned about his penis than anything else. "I think he thinks I was concerned about his penis ... I was concerned about his well-being, but of course, every woman wants to make sure a guy's functional," Salina said.

Salina yelled, "I hate nature!" as she put on her clothes and helped Erik put on his pants and walk to the car. The couple finally gave up and realized that they would have to go to the emergency room and explain all of the decisions of that day. Watch a dramatization of the couple's third date gone wrong on the video below.

We understand if you "laugh out loud" at this one, because we sure did. Oh, you crazy, excited and clueless kids... don't mess with nature's thorns!