Jordan Catalano has come a long way from "My So-Called Life"... Jared Leto, the 30 Seconds to Mars lead singer and sometime actor, is reported to be hooking up with none other than Disney's favorite train-wreck, Miley Cyrus! 

According to The New York Daily News, the 42-year-old (time definitely flies...) actor and 21-year-old pop star reportedly had a "sleepover" in February, where (I'm sure) the duo did such things common to sleepovers as playing truth or dare, doing each other's nails, and gossiping about boys. (Actually, when you really stop and think about it, this theory isn't exactly that far-fetched...)

The pair were first spotted together in public on Jan. 25, at Clive Davis's pre-Grammy party, and they've reportedly "known each other for a while."

The way this reporter sees it, if Miley Cyrus wants to get over her failed engagement to Liam Hemsworth, and twerking naked on Jared Leto's penis helps ease that pain, far be it from any one of us to deny the girl the right to do so. And even if it's just for fun -- because according to the same site, "Jared doesn't do girlfriends" -- if it's not hurting anyone, let it all hang out. 

And, it seems, the Orlando Sentinel agrees, because Leto -- who's heavily speculated to win the Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for his performance in Dallas Buyer's Club -- is reportedly taking Miley Cyrus as his date, which will definitely give the former Disney princess a bit of grown-up cache. 

Still, one can't help but wonder what Angela Chase would have to say about all of this. Poor girl probably would crank up a bit of Buffalo Tom's "Soda Jerk" and dedicate it to the happy couple... that is, unless Billy Ray Cyrus decides to team up with Jonathan Davis from Korn and release a "2.0" version of the classic grunge track.

Too much pop culture zeitgeist for one post, you say?