Michelle Rodriguez is TOTALLY NOT dating Cara Delevigne -- so much so, in fact, that Michelle TOTALLY DID NOT lose her pants during a recent date night with the Victoria's Secret model, and they TOTALLY ARE NOT going home together after having the time of their lives in Milan during Milan Fashion Week.

The Daily Mail, of course, has a few photos of the totally-not-dating couple -- in the photos, the 35-year-old actress and the 21-year-old model are snuggling up against one another on the Paris Metro (BAWWWWW!) as they head to their respective homes (Michelle in NY, Cara in London) after Fashion Week.

But before Michelle headed home, she was seen boarding a private plane to London with her lady love. And, according to that same site, after the duo had a date night, Michelle stumbled back home... without her pants! Seems as though the actress Lost (ha!) her pants somewhere between home and the hotel.

Michelle and Cara's relationship -- coupled with actress Ellen Page's recent "coming out" -- has led Metro Magazine to declare that 2014 is the year of the "Celesbian," or "celebrity lesbian." Citing examples such as Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman (!!), Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, and of course, the original groundbreaker Ellen DeGeneres (both her relationships with Anne Heche and Portia DeRossi were cited), celebrity lesbian couples are becoming more and more common and public in this modern era... a good thing, opines the magazine.

Mayte Michelle Rodriguez, simply credited as Michelle Rodriguez, is an American actress, screenwriter and disc jockey. Rodriguez got her breakout role in the independent film Girlfight (2000), which was met with critical acclaim for her performance as a troubled boxer, and earned her several awards, including the Independent Spirit Award and Gotham Award for Best Debut Performance. With her films grossing over $5 billion collectively, Entertainment Weekly has dubbed Rodriguez as "Hollywood's most successful Latina actress."