For the few decades that Johnny Depp was committed to Vanessa Paradis, we never heard neither hide nor hair about his private life. Now, of course, he's making up for lost time by making announcements about his relationship with Amber Heard at every twist and turn. Today's stunt queen move: Amber Heard's ex randomly making the announcement to the press that she's pregnant with Johnny Depp's baby! 

According to The Hollywood Gossip, Heard's ex-boyfriend Mark Wystratch -- who has apparently remained on good terms with his ex-girlfriend -- announced that she has a womb full of Depp yesterday. "She's pregnant already! I saw her three weeks ago," said Wystrach, adding, "Amber and I dated years ago but we are still close."

If Mark's pronouncement is true, that would mean that, as of this writing, she's at the very least 4 months pregnant (the average person doesn't start showing until the second trimester). Talk about moving fast!

So, will their wedding be a "shotgun wedding"? According to In Touch, that just might be the case. The duo met on the set of 2011's film The Rum Diaries (a total flop at the box office, but hey, something good came out of it, right?), but they didn't make their "dating" announcement official until after Depp made the announcement that he split from longtime partner Vanessa Paradis.

Depp and Paradis, who never got married, were together for 13 years, and have two children: daughter Lily-Rose, who is 14, and son Jack, who is 11. 

If Heard is indeed pregnant, it would be her first child with Depp, whom she plans to wed this summer in a "small, private, secret" ceremony. 

Neither Depp nor Heard confirmed or denied Mark's claims.

And this, ladies, is why you're supposed to get the ring before you get the belly full of baby. 

Whatever the case, congratulations (maybe) are in order for the duo!